1. If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry! Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.
2. Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack you because you are a vegetarian. Think about it.
3. Beauty isn’t measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration.
4. Don’t walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don’t care who rules the world. That’s called Attitude. Keep on rocking!
5. Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did.
6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die.
7. All desirable things in life are illegal, banned, and expensive or married to someone else.
8. Ten percent of road accidents are due to drunken driving. This makes it a logical statement that ninety percent of accidents are due to driving without drinking.
(geleen - skrywer onbekend)
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